Squirreldick 

History:
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"

Etymology:
Middle English squirel

Function:
noun; masculine

1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)

"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."

"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"

Squirreldick by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

Squirreljack by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010

Squirrelicide 

What happens when you are driving, and a squirrel suddenly darts in front of your car. As you swerve to avoid hitting it, the squirrel also swerves, right under your front tire.

The teen was visibly shaken after her first encounter with squirrelicide.

Squirrelicide by Ann_Hedonia November 3, 2008

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) 

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

squirrelicious 

A deliciously frisky lady

That girl's squirrelicious attitude turns me on!

squirrelicious by Mo She March 31, 2008

squirrelfuck 

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?

He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

squirrelfuck by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

Vehicular squirrelicide

The murder of a squirrel on the road by a car or other moving vehicle

The rate of vehicular squirrelicide is very high in the spring

Vehicular squirrelicide by Henry and Sveta May 7, 2026