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Squimley 

A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.
Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point

Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?

Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.
Squimley by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009
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Squidley Dumps 

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.
Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name

Squirley 

When your snowboard gets loose when you're not on an edge and you almost fall.
My board got all squirley back there on the cat track.
Squirley by NBeezzy February 20, 2008

Squidley-Spooge 

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.
*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!
Squidley-Spooge by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

Squidley 

An uncommon British slang term meaning Quid, or to put it another way, 100 pence, 1 pound sterling.
Can I borrow a squidley, mate?
That'll be two 'an 'alf squidleys, mate.
Squidley by UKDK November 28, 2010

Squidley Bob 

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.
Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.


Squidley Bob by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

Squidley 

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.
Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.
Squidley by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009