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Squimley 

A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.
Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point

Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?

Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.
Squimley by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Squidley Dumps 

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.
Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name

Squirley 

When your snowboard gets loose when you're not on an edge and you almost fall.
My board got all squirley back there on the cat track.
Squirley by NBeezzy February 20, 2008

Squidley-Spooge 

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.
*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!
Squidley-Spooge by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

Squidley 

An uncommon British slang term meaning Quid, or to put it another way, 100 pence, 1 pound sterling.
Can I borrow a squidley, mate?
That'll be two 'an 'alf squidleys, mate.
Squidley by UKDK November 28, 2010

Squidley Bob 

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.
Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.


Squidley Bob by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

Squidley 

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.
Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.
Squidley by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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