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Squirmies 

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!
Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!
Squirmies by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009
Words you can keep

the squirmies 

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.
the squirmies by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

squomies 

Me and my squomies out here doin' big things

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, just hanging with my squomies"
squomies by allytieby January 4, 2017

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.
Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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