squigled

When something unknowingly locates itself into a situation/place.

You just squigled ur way into the event horizon!

by Jesusbag August 8, 2014

Squiglet

A goopy, bloppy load flying airborne from a ruined orgasm.

Charlie shot a huge squiglet across the room when Lucy caught him jacking off.

by Manatee Situation December 5, 2022

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Squiggled

Being highly intoxicated ..

"Well Lad were you out last night? " "I was yeah, got pure squiggled" ;)

by I Like Rusty Spoons :) November 18, 2011

squiggledick, squiggle dick

(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.

Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"

by snagtag October 6, 2009

Squigler

A complete and total fucking worm or a dumb stupid fucking idiot.

Usually a snowflake.

That squigler is lazier than a cut dog ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

Squigged

A combination of grossed and freaked out.

The first time he tried a fried tarantula, Mike was squigged out.

by Kethryt September 4, 2018