squidwardian
The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.
squidwardian by thedarkmother August 7, 2021
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Squidwarding
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
Squidwarding by dan and adam June 26, 2007
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Squidwardish
when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish
Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!
Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!
Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!
Squidwardish by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018
squidwarding
the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
squidwarding by dan and adam June 24, 2007
Squidwarding
I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
Squidwarding by Calahan August 13, 2010
squidwarding
the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
squidwarding by dann is the man June 24, 2007
squidwarding
A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.
squidwarding by steamybob302 April 25, 2012
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