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Sqwidwarding

Strapping a dildo to your nose and penetrating your partner
I was sqwidwarding my girl hard last night
by MaxiCIsThotty May 6, 2018
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Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
by dan and adam June 26, 2007
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squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
by dan and adam June 24, 2007
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Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 13, 2010
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squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night
by dann is the man June 24, 2007
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squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.
by steamybob302 April 25, 2012
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Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"
by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020
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