Squidwardish 

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish

Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!

Squidwardish by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018

squidwards nose 

A long, floppy dick.

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"

squidwards nose by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018

squidwardian 

The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.

He has a Squidwardian distain for the successful artist.

squidwardian by thedarkmother August 7, 2021

Squidwarding 

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

Squidwarding by dan and adam June 26, 2007

squidwardsclarinet 

A 41 year old.

She sounds squidwardsclarinet.

squidwardsclarinet by Cohoia March 14, 2021

squidwarding 

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

squidwarding by dan and adam June 24, 2007

Squidwarding 

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

Squidwarding by Calahan August 13, 2010