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Squidwardish

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish
Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!
by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018
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squidwards nose

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"
by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018
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squidwardian

The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.
He has a Squidwardian distain for the successful artist.
by thedarkmother August 7, 2021
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Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
by dan and adam June 26, 2007
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squidwardsclarinet

A 41 year old.
She sounds squidwardsclarinet.
by Cohoia March 14, 2021
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squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
by dan and adam June 24, 2007
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Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 13, 2010
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