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A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.
by steamybob302 April 25, 2012
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