Definitions by Calahan

Skoshadab 

Female genitalia

She is a skoshadab.

Skoshadab by Calahan May 16, 2022

Squidwarding 

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

Squidwarding by Calahan August 13, 2010

Jot 

the stimulation of one's genitals, masturbation, to achieve an orgasm.

I went to the bushes to jot

He jotted three times today

I was busy jotting

I jotted in her eye

Jot by Calahan April 9, 2007