squidhawk

One of those rubber mohawks that attach with suction cups to motorcycle helmets. Usually worn by a rider who is identified as being a squid.

Biker 1: Hey look at that Squid on the Gixxer!
Biker 2: I don't know what's worse, the wife beater, the cargo shorts, the sandals or that fuckin' squidhawk.

by Justin Maci March 12, 2008

squidmark

the scottish version of skid mark. It' sthe little shit stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.

"you've a fucking squidmark, go wipe your bottom!"

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

Squidwank

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

squidshark

white woman who fucks a asian man

the squidshark couldnt stop laughing after she seen the size of her chinese lovers penis.

by leok037 January 14, 2009

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003

squishakins

a uglyass bitch with squishy fat.

-she/becomes a demon which is so called ‘squishakins’
- it is a demonic fat bitch that wears makeup to sleep

omg yo did you hear?
what
aleah is a squishakins in real life!
no way
yes way!
rip her soul
where’s my holy water
fuck that. where’s jesus?!

by micdroptrigger June 9, 2018

squidhatlover1

Super hot man that currently has 714 followers on tiktok.

"ur super hot squidhatlover1 be my bf."

by froghatlover1<3 June 12, 2021