One of those rubber mohawks that attach with suction cups to motorcycle helmets. Usually worn by a rider who is identified as being a squid.
Biker 1: Hey look at that Squid on the Gixxer!
Biker 2: I don't know what's worse, the wife beater, the cargo shorts, the sandals or that fuckin' squidhawk.
the scottish version of skid mark. It' sthe little shit stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.