1. Adj. Similar to the word Douchebag.
As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult

Hey! What's up Squatrock!

Dude, shut the fuck up squatrock

Squatrock by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2006

Related Words

squattro • Squat Trot • Squatrock • Squatto • squattop • squat thot • squat toilet • Squat to Pee • squat drop • Squat Brothel

Squattopee

this term would be used to describe someone who shouldn't be given the right to be called a man, Aka a real vagina..

Wow dave is such a squattopee for not hunching that chick last night..

Squattopee by Mostlegit July 4, 2009

Squatto

Squatto - Mining Term used for old dead wood in the camp. Stories talking themselves up about how "hardcore" or how they been here for "fifty years". Typical Squatto appearances are "unkept hair and facial hair, missing teeth, usually drink VB and XXXX Beer and tell manly stories all night about them selves. Typical stories will always supercede what ever story you tell them.

cletus - look at that squatto over there talking himself up

Shamus - yeh typical squatto.. wouldnt even get a second look in perth you would have him confused with a young buskie at freo station.

Squatto by gtp_vlbt1 January 12, 2011

squattop

noun. a person of such utmost awesomeness that you will die in awe when you meet them.

I met squattop and died in awe.

squattop by RoflcopterSWASWASWA January 17, 2011

Squatrock

A sexual position and or action. A woman is laying face down. Hips rolled so her ass and vagina are as accessible as possible. while the partner squats behind over her thighs and ass, inserting the penis in her ass or vagina allowing the use of his body weight to increase the force behind his thrusting for maximum penetration. However with extremely long members, some may not be able to completely insert due to lack of vaginal depth.

Chelsea: Wow your hard! Wanna fuck, I’m fixed you don’t need a condom, any position will be great!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock

Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!

Squatrock by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023

Squatto

A big beautiful man

John: Squatto? Who's that?
Squatto: One big handsome man..
John: Squatto..

Squatto by The Goon Queen August 9, 2024

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026