Squattopee Share definition Flag this term would be used to describe someone who shouldn't be given the right to be called a man, Aka a real vagina.. Wow dave is such a squattopee for not hunching that chick last night.. Squattopee by Mostlegit July 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Squattopee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch