elf toe

The manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees - i.e installing wood floors. The bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful

...man I've got the elf toe real bad today

I installed 500 feet today, my elf toe fuckin hurts

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy September 25, 2016

Squatrock

1. Adj. Similar to the word Douchebag.
As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult

Hey! What's up Squatrock!

Dude, shut the fuck up squatrock

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy November 06, 2006

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Cuntwrap Supreme

When someone is being a total douchebag
Also used to refer to the "Crunchwrap Supreme" from Taco Bell

Shut up Taylor, you're being a Cuntwrap Supreme

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy November 07, 2006

QLD

abbreviation for "quick log drop", meaning to take a really fast shit.

necessary to take a QLD while busy at work

"man I really gotta shit"

"well make it a QLD!"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy September 09, 2011

steel toed boot

When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.

Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 07, 2006