When someone is being a total douchebag
Also used to refer to the "Crunchwrap Supreme" from Taco Bell
Shut up Taylor, you're being a Cuntwrap Supreme
The manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees - i.e installing wood floors. The bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful
...man I've got the elf toe real bad today
I installed 500 feet today, my elf toe fuckin hurts
You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit
Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"
1. Adj. Similar to the word Douchebag.
As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult
Hey! What's up Squatrock!
Dude, shut the fuck up squatrock
abbreviation for "quick log drop", meaning to take a really fast shit.
necessary to take a QLD while busy at work
"man I really gotta shit"
"well make it a QLD!"
When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!