Squatto 

Squatto - Mining Term used for old dead wood in the camp. Stories talking themselves up about how "hardcore" or how they been here for "fifty years". Typical Squatto appearances are "unkept hair and facial hair, missing teeth, usually drink VB and XXXX Beer and tell manly stories all night about them selves. Typical stories will always supercede what ever story you tell them.

cletus - look at that squatto over there talking himself up

Shamus - yeh typical squatto.. wouldnt even get a second look in perth you would have him confused with a young buskie at freo station.

Squatto by gtp_vlbt1 January 12, 2011

Squatto 

A big beautiful man

John: Squatto? Who's that?
Squatto: One big handsome man..
John: Squatto..

Squatto by The Goon Queen August 9, 2024

Thot Squatter 

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

Thot Squatter by MisterWill December 10, 2018

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

that doesn't mean squat to me by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

Squatter 

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

Squatter by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016

Womb Squatter 

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

Womb Squatter by HananaBannah October 21, 2009

Frog squatter 

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more

Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...

Frog squatter by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018