squasheded 

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

squasheded by anon September 27, 2003

Squashed Rat 

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

Squashed Rat by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

squadeded up 

A word only to be used by Big shaq or Roadman shaq himself,

Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.

Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You know like that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"

squadeded up by catfish (redunite) October 29, 2017

Squashed Squirrel 

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

Squashed Squirrel by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.

NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.

Strahm-squashed by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 5, 2010

squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

squashed frog by Break the Cycle March 21, 2007