squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!
I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!
by Peter Crammer August 08, 2006
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When your stomach makes a farting sound and it's not a fart but it sounds like one. Known to cause embarrassment.

Originated from the combination of the squelching sound your stomach makes that resembles a fart: squelching stomach fart = squart.
I drank my water too quickly, and my stomach squarted.
by UlyssesSGrant December 30, 2012
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When a person farts and excrement squeezes out as well. Can be used as a verb or a noun. Also known as a shart. A line in the movie "Along Came Polly" refers to this type of flatulence.
"Oh man I have to leave. I just squarted."
by J Dubya December 30, 2004
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A Squatted Art Show (squat + art); A free art openeing in and abandoned or 'squatted' building; A permanant free gallery in an squatted space
In New Orleans Feb 2004 and Asheville 2005 people put together squart shows in abandoned buildings and had openings where they let the public view the art and eat food an drink in the squatted space for the night, for free, of course.
by britches November 08, 2006
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The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.
The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party
by leguy September 04, 2006
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A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.
I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.
by Old Man Dave June 12, 2021
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The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).
Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.
by The Blue Darter March 09, 2019
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