Squartizard 

Typically used by Pokemon fans and nerds, it starts when you're with a lover (or hooker) and are about to climax. You take out your dick and scream "CHARIZARD, FLAME ON" and light your honey's hair on fire. You then begin to masturbate and scream "SQUIRTLE, SQUARTLE!" and ejaculate on her face and head, putting out the fire with your squart.

Dude, I was fucking your bitch and decided to have a little fun! Long story short I Squartizard-ed like Ash never even could!

Squartizard by The Muncher May 30, 2014