squalture

someone with facial features of a squid with the tendencies of a vaulcher.

burkee stop stealing my food all the time you squalture

by burkee June 16, 2010

Squarturing

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.

Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing

by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016

Salturess

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.

"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."

by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018

Stulture

1. n. someone or something with an overwhelming amount of raw swagger 2. A BLA Buccaneer 3. A state of mind

Person 1: The BLA Buc's are so fly.

Person 2: Ya, everyone's jealous of them cuz they got mad stulture

by Butt End Save March 4, 2010

Squallgreens

Da large chain of pharmacy stores dat offers products and services to assist harried parents wif their noisy bratty offspring.

I wonder if Ethan Couch's parents needed to frequent Squallgreens during said miscreant's formative years?

by QuacksO May 30, 2020

squalored

A word derived from a mixture of the words squalor and scholar. In practical use, it is used to throw off the recipient and confuse them as to whether they are being called a scholar (someone of high education) or a squalor (someone of extreme dirtiness and poverty).

How squalored of you!
You're looking mighty squalored today!
I'm humbled by how squalored you are.
I'm proud and squalored by you.

by Riceszor July 22, 2025