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Lenny : Spykel is here ofc mmmm.

spykel by sexy person hunter August 25, 2020

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Dyke spyke

When a female, lesbian or not, has extremely short hair (usually a crew cut) and spikes it up. To be a true dyke spyke, it should be easy to mistake them from the back as a guy.

Jane's not a lesbian, but she has a dyke spyke

Dyke spyke by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

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Spyke

To over complicate or over analyze a plan or situation.

"Don't spyke our vacation; let's just take each day as it comes."

Spyke by Majack August 16, 2015

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spyker

a fast dutch sportscar which starred in the movie "Basic instinct 2". They are fast nice and more rare than ferraris or even lamborghinis.

When i roll in my spyker everyone be like whoa!! even that guy riding his ferrari be looking over at me.

spyker by woodenstone July 18, 2006

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spykes

A sickly sweet alchoholic substance that people add to shitty. watery beer.

"Hey man, I have the taste of a 14 year old girl, gimme some Spykes!"

spykes by staveoffzombies December 3, 2006

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spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

spakeling by pshooter October 17, 2008

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Spakelhora

it's a Swedish word for when someone has put on make-up and they look super pretty

Look at that Spakelhoras = Look how pretty she is

Spakelhora by swedish_dad September 23, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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