spykel

sexiest person in the world

Bells : I need someone handsome.
Lenny : Spykel is here ofc mmmm.

by sexy person hunter August 25, 2020

Dyke spyke

When a female, lesbian or not, has extremely short hair (usually a crew cut) and spikes it up. To be a true dyke spyke, it should be easy to mistake them from the back as a guy.

Jane's not a lesbian, but she has a dyke spyke

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

Spyke

To over complicate or over analyze a plan or situation.

"Don't spyke our vacation; let's just take each day as it comes."

by Majack August 16, 2015

spyker

a fast dutch sportscar which starred in the movie "Basic instinct 2". They are fast nice and more rare than ferraris or even lamborghinis.

When i roll in my spyker everyone be like whoa!! even that guy riding his ferrari be looking over at me.

by woodenstone July 18, 2006

spykes

A sickly sweet alchoholic substance that people add to shitty. watery beer.

"Hey man, I have the taste of a 14 year old girl, gimme some Spykes!"

by staveoffzombies December 3, 2006

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

Spakelhora

it's a Swedish word for when someone has put on make-up and they look super pretty

Look at that Spakelhoras = Look how pretty she is

by swedish_dad September 23, 2020