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spunk sock 

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.
Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.
spunk sock by Andy January 2, 2004

spunk sock 

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)
"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight
spunk sock by Nicholas June 20, 2004

spunk sock 

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.
My spunk sock is in use
spunk sock by Bob June 20, 2003

spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.
spank sock by James Barden October 24, 2006

Spunksock 

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.
Spunksock by Pabski July 14, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026