sprword 

v. sprword·ed, sprword·ing
1. A portmanteau from the phrase “spread the word”.
2. Something that should be heard; news, advice, a fact.

n.
1. An assurance or promise to spread the word.

v.
1. Sprword the good news.
2. You should sprword that.

n.
1. She has kept her sprword

sprword by sprword October 15, 2009

Sarwording 

Sarcasm having to do with someone's question which sounds like it has an obvious answer when it really doesn't.

Usually the sarwording individual will answer the person's question with the words in the question. He will connect to two together in an effort to be sarcastic.

The singular term for sarwording is "Sarword"

John: Hey, what's a tanktop?

George: It's a tank with a top.

John: Stop sarwording.
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Tom: Hey, what's a groundhog?

Bart: A hog that lives in the ground.

Tom: Ha, nice sarword there.

Sarwording by Ekig March 28, 2010

Spword 

Penetatrative cuddle

I’m so tired. Let’s just spword.

Spword by Spword October 23, 2018

strwordaphobia 

The fear of strange words

Mark- "I think Jeff has strwordaphobia"

strwordaphobia by YoItsash July 26, 2016