Sarwording 

Sarcasm having to do with someone's question which sounds like it has an obvious answer when it really doesn't.

Usually the sarwording individual will answer the person's question with the words in the question. He will connect to two together in an effort to be sarcastic.

The singular term for sarwording is "Sarword"

John: Hey, what's a tanktop?

George: It's a tank with a top.

John: Stop sarwording.
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Tom: Hey, what's a groundhog?

Bart: A hog that lives in the ground.

Tom: Ha, nice sarword there.

Sarwording by Ekig March 28, 2010

Swording 

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

Swording by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

Sorwarding 

Verb
1. Giving a disease to everyone around you causing lack of spelling

2. That’s not a big Brian thing to do

“Lmao you’re sorwarding it!”

Sorwarding by I must please BRIAN June 29, 2020

half swording 

The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.

Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?

half swording by shinwa98 March 17, 2014

Swording 

The use of a sword

I'm going swording later

Swording by Dappy15 February 14, 2009

swording 

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.

We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet

swording by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019

Skyward Swording 

Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.

Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."

Skyward Swording by xx_GanonDragmaster_xx June 16, 2016