Spword 

Penetatrative cuddle

I’m so tired. Let’s just spword.

Spword by Spword October 23, 2018

Sword Art Online 

REALLY FUCKING INTENSE VR CHAT

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

Sword Art Online by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018

Cram Sword

This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.

I went into battle with a cram sword.

Cram Sword by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019

Booba sword 

The Electro Archon's divine punishment sword that she pulls out of her "chest" and says "You will be inlaid upon this statue" from Genshin Impact.

Kazuha's friend really wanted to see the Electro Archon's booba sword in action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Booba sword by thatssoboring July 17, 2021

double-edged sword 

Something that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage.

Using this tool will make the job faster, but also more dangerous, it's a bit of a double-edged sword

double-edged sword by Superfast Jellyfish December 21, 2015

Blue Sword 

Its like being blue balled but for action scenes in a show.

"did you watch kurozuka? yes bro i got blue sworded from the first episode."

Blue Sword by BlueBallsWivAKnife January 28, 2021

pork sword pneumonia 

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018