When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 22, 2011
Get the sprinkler dickmug. When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
by RJH2 December 3, 2016
Get the Sprinkler Dickmug. The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011
Get the Sprinkler Dickmug. by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018
Get the dick sprinklermug.