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Springroll 

A loving, yet morally ambigious, act whereby an individual is wrapped in a bedsheet (or any substance/material of malleable nature) thus appearing like a 'springroll'. The protruding feet are then tickled by another person.
Sister: It is time to springroll my brother
Springroll by nappy_boy_69 July 31, 2009
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springroll 

1. A compact food where the contents are usually a type of meat mixed with noodles and vegetables, nicely contained in a crunchy shell.
2. Someone who is a keener and generally considered "lame".
3. A "move" used during sexual intercourse
Springrolls are much better than eggrolls.

He stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.

...And then she did a springroll!
springroll by larry says hi October 15, 2005

Springroll 

When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"

"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
Springroll by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009

Springroll Butterfly 

When your girl eats Chinese food and proceeds to fart in your mouth for 30 minutes while watching reruns of the Cosby Show.
New Yorker 1: "Yo, my girl deadass gave me a springroll butterfly last night. Shit was potent."
New Yorker 2: "Word? I deadass been tryna get my girl to do the same thing b".

springroll cunt

An Asian woman who is good to go. I.e ready for the D.
Jim: Oi Greg Chong over 'ere just splooshed everywhere.

Greg: You beauty. I didn't know Chong was a springroll cunt.
springroll cunt by ukinrt June 10, 2016

springroll quota 

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls
Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota
springroll quota by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

The Springroll

A joint made of half weed and half blunt. The first half of the joint is the blunt the second half is weed.
We had half a blunt and a little weed so we rolled The Springroll
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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