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Springroll 

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A loving, yet morally ambigious, act whereby an individual is wrapped in a bedsheet (or any substance/material of malleable nature) thus appearing like a 'springroll'. The protruding feet are then tickled by another person.
Sister: It is time to springroll my brother
Springroll by nappy_boy_69 July 31, 2009
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springroll 

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1. A compact food where the contents are usually a type of meat mixed with noodles and vegetables, nicely contained in a crunchy shell.
2. Someone who is a keener and generally considered "lame".
3. A "move" used during sexual intercourse
Springrolls are much better than eggrolls.

He stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.

...And then she did a springroll!
springroll by larry says hi October 15, 2005
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springroll • Springroll Butterfly • springroll cunt • springroll quota • american springroll • Platinum Springroll • The Springroll • spring roll snorkeling • Spring roll special boy • spring-roll compliment

Springroll 

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When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"

"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
Springroll by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009
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Springroll Butterfly 

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When your girl eats Chinese food and proceeds to fart in your mouth for 30 minutes while watching reruns of the Cosby Show.
New Yorker 1: "Yo, my girl deadass gave me a springroll butterfly last night. Shit was potent."
New Yorker 2: "Word? I deadass been tryna get my girl to do the same thing b".
Springroll Butterfly by Terry McGinnis November 4, 2016
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springroll cunt

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An Asian woman who is good to go. I.e ready for the D.
Jim: Oi Greg Chong over 'ere just splooshed everywhere.

Greg: You beauty. I didn't know Chong was a springroll cunt.
springroll cunt by ukinrt June 10, 2016
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springroll quota 

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When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls
Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota
springroll quota by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024
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The Springroll

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A joint made of half weed and half blunt. The first half of the joint is the blunt the second half is weed.
We had half a blunt and a little weed so we rolled The Springroll
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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