A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.
Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!