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String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings
The nerds were performing string jobs
String job by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010

Russian string job 

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
Russian string job by juan grand February 10, 2015

springtoberfest 

A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.
Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.
springtoberfest by lasana April 28, 2012

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026