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spreckle 

(noun). A piece of glitter that sticks on your face; something that you cannot easily remove
There is a spreckle on your face
spreckle by Sparkles Glitter September 3, 2010
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Spreckle 

Pieces of spit that fly from a person's mouth as they speak, especially when angry.
ew, did you SEE the spreckle flying from her mouth?
Spreckle by Ran Dazz February 20, 2008

Spreckle 

(noun) A bagel. Can be any kind: everything, cinnamon raisin, salt, plain, wheat, you name it.
Casey: I'm SOOOOO hungry.

Monica: Then let's have a fourth of a wheat spreckle!!!
Spreckle by ezzi77 January 23, 2009

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Speckled Red 

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American
That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan
Speckled Red by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.
Billy was speckledorfed by Hooker Jane
Speckledorf by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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