spreath

Wet or damp skin that becomes temporarily itchy.

I had spreath for a few minutes after getting out of the bath.

by WiltshireUK August 8, 2014

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

streatham

A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.

"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"

by Kid Raf September 9, 2005

screathers

Screathers is a combination of two words; scratch (adjective) and feathers (noun). Put together making the word: SCREATHERS.

Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.

Einstein - " I want screather's "

It's been a long day, it's screathers time!

by Otto.man November 11, 2021

Spreaching

A term used to refer spitting and preaching. Used when a statement is extra truthful.

"That professor sucks."
"Melody, you're spreaching!"

by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022

Streatham nose job

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

by scared of streatham April 21, 2010

spreadhead

A devoted fan of the southern, blues, rock and rhythm band Widespread Panic. This flip-flop wearing person typically grasps the exemplary sound and contagious vibe of good energy promoted, sought after and achieved by the players in the band. Although many fans come off as dopers who have only passion in life - the Panic - they are a diverse group of music lovers out to have a blow-out good time and leave with memories of living it up right.

Regardless of their attire, language and private lives, when a spreadhead goes to a Panic show, he or she becomes one of many and reveres the warmth of anonymity and unquestioned unity. Often a spreadhead will perform worship rituals and close his or her eyes while swaying to and fro.

Spreadhead #1: "Man, when I heard Walking at Red Rocks in '93 I almost crapped my pants and then I proposed to my now wife right there and then."

Spreadhead #2: "Yeah, bro, I tripped harder than I ever will again when I saw Mikey play Airplane for the last time. And you know what, man? I didn't even take any drugs..."

Panic show virgin: "I'm sorry guys, but this is my first Panic show and your contest vying for the most devoted fan is keeping me from enjoying it."

Spreadheads: "Whoa, sorry babe. Rock on, Schools!"

by Molly C November 5, 2007