spounge

A verb used by smelly Bohemian runaway kids who panhandle; a combination of the words "sponge" and "scrounge".

Watch my backpack, I'm gonna park my lazy ass in front of the 7-Eleven and spounge for change.

by Zero Gravity April 20, 2008

Cum Spounge

Someone used to wipe your cum on

e.g kieren is a cum spounge

by steven bellend May 10, 2011

Ticy Spounge

When you get pins and needles in your tongue, to where it gets heavy and you can no longer talk properly.

"Dude I totally got a ticy spounge while trying to talk in class today...so embarrassing."

by TicySpoungeGaloore April 26, 2020

Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017