sportsdad

an ultra-liberal faggot through and through.

Hey did you vote for this guy?

Hell no! He's a total sportsdad!

by JabbathePub February 5, 2012

sportsball

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.

person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016

Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

sportswashing

The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.

Qatar engaged in sportswashing by hosting the 2022 FIFA World Cup to hide it's numerous human rights violations.

by stankybomb32 November 21, 2022

sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter

The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!

by Krakoon June 9, 2007

Sportsfan

A nickname used by working class old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. Typically used in greeting towards a younger person. Though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word 'Sport' Ironically It has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.

Hey ''Sportsfan''!
Hows it going ''Sportsfan''?

by Jonathan L. April 30, 2013