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sportsgasm 

A period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.

It usually involves a lot of beer.
OMG - the Premiership and Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the middle of the cricket world cup, we're close to the world championship snooker, the Masters golf at Augusta is next weekend with F1 motor racing and the tennis summer season is about to kick in - it's a sportsgasm!

A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.
sportsgasm by Jamie Douglas April 8, 2007
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sportsgasm 

When you are feeling such pleasure watching a sport game, that you have an orgasm, resulting in max sports pleasure.
Bob: Did you watch the game last night?
Joe: Yeah, it was so intense I was having a sportsgasm.
sportsgasm by Ross Island View February 19, 2011

sportswashing

The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.
Qatar engaged in sportswashing by hosting the 2022 FIFA World Cup to hide it's numerous human rights violations.
sportswashing by stankybomb32 November 21, 2022
Word of the Day on September 26, 2025

Sporegasm 

The awesome sensation one may experience while playing Spore.
The small child was caused to sporegasm while playing Spore for pc.
Sporegasm by Bryn Start October 26, 2008

Snortgasm 

When you laugh during sex, and snort.
We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.
Snortgasm by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

sportswashing

When a developing country involves in/uses sports so that they can hide (Or at least distract people from) their wrongdoing that they won't fix
Sportswashing is an example of reputation laundering.
sportswashing by XAMMAK08 December 31, 2022

Facebook Sportscaster

n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.

v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.
On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.
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