Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

Sportspickle.com by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

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Sportshole

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

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sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

sportsphds by rj April 9, 2003

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Sportsmode

When your dick is all shrivelled up to retain heat/stay out of the way during athletics. Typically paired with a tightened ballsack for the same reason.

I was stuck in sportsmode, dude, leave me alone.

Sportsmode by drbencarson August 7, 2016

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