sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

sports boner by q-tip September 22, 2008

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basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

basketball shorts boner by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

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boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

boner shorts by melaroo February 9, 2012

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Sportsboner

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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