sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 22, 2008

basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

by melaroo February 9, 2012

Sportsboner

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

by Sportsboner September 25, 2011