sponkers

Variant of "bonkers" that specifically denotes formerly unknown levels of craziness.

bonkers (adj.): familiar, everyday levels of craziness

sponkers (adj.): horrifying, non-euclidian, 2020 levels of craziness

This is absolutely sponkers.

by rotifer December 2, 2020

Sponker

A girl with lips perfect for a good blowjob. Often full and moist looking. This is a term that came from an Indonesian roomate from college who said it was used frequently in SE Asia.

She's pretty and a sponker!

She's got a nice body and sponker lips.

by GasHeadMike June 18, 2009

Sponker

Canceled

That guy seemed like a sponker at heart, he needs to seek help.

by DreamsMinecraftTrainer February 19, 2022

#sponker

One who repeatedly undertakes charitable sporting events for their personal gratification.

"I am so tired of being hit up for money by that #sponker, why can't he just admit he likes to swim?"

by ragnar hairy breeches August 16, 2018

CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.

so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.

by ZGM2 June 27, 2022