Sack-Slapper

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When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

Sack-Slapper by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

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Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

Sack-slapper by Alex January 27, 2003

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Sack-slapper • Slapped in the sack. • sack lapper • Snack Slapper • Sack Attack • Sack Chaser • sack tap • sack lunch • sack whack • sack wack

Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

Sack Slapper by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009

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sack slapper

Homosexual, usually used as an insult

you fucking sack slapper

sack slapper by No3ntry March 17, 2005

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Slapped in the sack.

When one gets screwed over.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

Slapped in the sack. by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011

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Sacklapper

When girls lap (lick) your ball sack

Those sacklappers didn't have what I wanted

Sacklapper by DNA CBK March 23, 2017

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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