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1. Sperm

2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt

3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up

4. A Indescribable Mess
1. Yo I covered that chick in my sploge.

2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.

3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.

4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.
Sploge by JohnOrGod4Short April 25, 2010
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sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off
We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.
sploge fest by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

sploge sponge 

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.
"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"
sploge sponge by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

sploge biscuit 

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.
the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.
sploge biscuit by e z geezus July 29, 2011

A sploge 

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.
Oi Ibi with the kids you are a sploge
A sploge by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018
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