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'Splivit' - Noun
A projectile consisting of two quarts of runny shit in a one quart zip lock bag.
Bro, did you get hammered last night? Because you look like you got hit in the face with a splivit.
splivit by SilentQueef March 2, 2017
Words you can keep

splivinated 

How you look when you get up from sleeping and your hair is all over the place.
I was real splivinated when I got up from my nap.
splivinated by Randy Dudley December 9, 2008
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Splitits 

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.
Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.
Splitits by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006

splividend 

implementation of a stock split in the
form of a dividend
ya, there's no MOASS related issue to that and
they already announced their intention to do the
splividend
splividend by Random GME ape May 27, 2022

splividend 

A forward stock split implemented as stock dividend distributed to shareholders.
The board of directors at my favorite company is in closed door talks about offering a 7-for-1 "splividend."

spligity 

means anything you want it to mean; can substitute it for any word of your choosing.
broo that concert was fun

heck yea, it was spligity
spligity by laylowdre September 18, 2022
The substance created by two individuals during exceptional love making when everything starts getting dangerously slippery. May require the placement of towels. See also: Fuck Puddle.
I can't stay in you babycakes. I can't handle the buckets of slivit. Am I in? I've lost all sensation.
Slivit by ReadySebbyGo May 20, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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