splivit

'Splivit' - Noun
A projectile consisting of two quarts of runny shit in a one quart zip lock bag.

Bro, did you get hammered last night? Because you look like you got hit in the face with a splivit.

by SilentQueef March 2, 2017

splivinated

How you look when you get up from sleeping and your hair is all over the place.

I was real splivinated when I got up from my nap.

by Randy Dudley December 9, 2008

Splitits

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.

Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.

by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006

splividend

implementation of a stock split in the
form of a dividend

ya, there's no MOASS related issue to that and
they already announced their intention to do the
splividend

by Random GME ape May 27, 2022

splividend

A forward stock split implemented as stock dividend distributed to shareholders.

The board of directors at my favorite company is in closed door talks about offering a 7-for-1 "splividend."

by Wendy's 3rd Shift June 3, 2022

spligity

means anything you want it to mean; can substitute it for any word of your choosing.

broo that concert was fun

heck yea, it was spligity

by laylowdre September 18, 2022

Slivit

The substance created by two individuals during exceptional love making when everything starts getting dangerously slippery. May require the placement of towels. See also: Fuck Puddle.

I can't stay in you babycakes. I can't handle the buckets of slivit. Am I in? I've lost all sensation.

by ReadySebbyGo May 20, 2014