Splanding
Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
Related Words
splindins • Splinking • Splinting • Splinging • Slinding • slindinkosi • Spindingle • Splanding • Splending • Splendinitis
Splendinitis
Splendinitis by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011
Splending
Splending is an extension of the adjective word splendid only with a little more zing and ding!
1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.
1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.
That roast dinner was splending
splinting
Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.
"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."
splinting by LightningBug February 20, 2021
Splinking
the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.