splindins

A racial slur used against crows typically "niggas"

Jamal: Get you splindins crow ass out of here nigga

by splindins October 15, 2023

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Splendinitis

Splendid- wonder or joy

Itis- inflamation of

Splendinitis- the inflamation of wonder or joy

When i am with the SUPERGROUP of friends I often feel splendinitis.

by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011

Splending

Splending is an extension of the adjective word splendid only with a little more zing and ding!

1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.

That roast dinner was splending

by mwoody October 16, 2009

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

splendish

Almost fantastic.
Having attributes of greatness.
Almost perfect.

when you get an A+, that is fantastic; when you get a B+ that is splendish.
Today I feel relaxed and splendish.
You look splendish, put some glitters on your face and you'll be fantastic for the party.

by Victorfun December 2, 2007

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013