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Spliffty 

Describing someone or something who is annoying or pissing you off
He’s so Spliffty
Spliffty by Cokelly December 20, 2023
A marijauna cigereyye. originated from word 'spliff'
Nice job rolling that spliffy!
spliffy by pindrys April 20, 2003
So ask for me - when you wanna get spliffted
I'm not Keith Murray but I'll Get Ya Lifted
~Snoop Dogg
spliffted by Kevin Murray- April 15, 2008

splifftionary 

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.
Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.
splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009

splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

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Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."
adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.

not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.
alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.

jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy
spliffy by ean weslynn July 1, 2011