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spliffty 

A word to describe a gremlin
Eimear toman is a spliffty
spliffty by 1773737::773 December 20, 2023
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Spliffty 

Describing someone or something who is annoying or pissing you off
He’s so Spliffty
Spliffty by Cokelly December 20, 2023
A marijauna cigereyye. originated from word 'spliff'
Nice job rolling that spliffy!
spliffy by pindrys April 20, 2003
So ask for me - when you wanna get spliffted
I'm not Keith Murray but I'll Get Ya Lifted
~Snoop Dogg
spliffted by Kevin Murray- April 15, 2008

splifftionary 

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.
Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.
splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009

splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

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Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."
adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.

not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.
alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.

jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy
spliffy by ean weslynn July 1, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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