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Spliffty 

Describing someone or something who is annoying or pissing you off
He’s so Spliffty
Spliffty by Cokelly December 20, 2023
A marijauna cigereyye. originated from word 'spliff'
Nice job rolling that spliffy!
spliffy by pindrys April 20, 2003
So ask for me - when you wanna get spliffted
I'm not Keith Murray but I'll Get Ya Lifted
~Snoop Dogg
spliffted by Kevin Murray- April 15, 2008

splifftionary 

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.
Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.
splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009

splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

spliffzootweedstonedhigh
Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."
adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.

not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.
alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.

jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy
spliffy by ean weslynn July 1, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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