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splickety splat 

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".
splickety splat by Callaro April 7, 2007

Slickedness 

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)
Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!
Slickedness by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
Getting merked at FIFA with samba skills and wonder goals.
Ajay: Barty you got slicked at FIFA, you suck
Slicked by a-gay February 16, 2010

Splicket 

The small or large cut when one snips his or her genetalia when trimming the crotch.
Oh shit doo, I got splicket yo!

Splicket by Captain Baph January 19, 2008
Alternative term for being married (Shropshire origin?) Originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.
"Hey Helen, when are getting spliced?"
"um...I'm working on him!"
Spliced by jenjones March 4, 2010

Got Splacked 

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
Got Splacked by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015