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An obese, African male that used to frequent the CA.com forum until he was banned for scamming numerous members.
Also friends with the scammer Mark Potts.
The retching smell from that toilet has Sblazer’s name written all over it.
sblazer by Raisedin305 December 31, 2007
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A compound word formed from the words Spartan and Laser.
Used when talking about the Spartan Laser weapon in Halo 3.
"Man, you just got owned by that guy with the splaser"
splaser by Skitchy November 20, 2007

spazeroid 

Bungies software's definition of someone who plays Marathon (a very old game by that company) on an easy level.
Also used by the Marathon Vidmaster's page to define someone who claims to be a vidmaster but is not.
Spazeroids? They're Everywhere!
spazeroid by Zyxx June 15, 2004
a super laser. shoots intense beams that exceed average lasers.
hey, check it out! they're setting up a slazer over there!
slazer by ph stud April 2, 2008
Noun: The nickname for a Spartan Laser in Halo 3.
Verb: Lasering someone in Halo 3.
OMG! I just splazored Arrowz05!

That stupid noob has a splazor.

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you 

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.
If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.