splazer

An abbreviation for the Spartan Laser in Halo 3.It was coined by a friend of mine named Josh Glaze.

You"d00d, wtf, how'd you own both of us at the same time"
me"zapped ur arse with teh splazer noob"

by Tekk the slayer November 25, 2007

sblazer

An obese, African male that used to frequent the CA.com forum until he was banned for scamming numerous members.
Also friends with the scammer Mark Potts.

The retching smell from that toilet has Sblazer’s name written all over it.

by Raisedin305 December 31, 2007

splaser

A compound word formed from the words Spartan and Laser.
Used when talking about the Spartan Laser weapon in Halo 3.

"Man, you just got owned by that guy with the splaser"

by Skitchy November 20, 2007

spazeroid

Bungies software's definition of someone who plays Marathon (a very old game by that company) on an easy level.
Also used by the Marathon Vidmaster's page to define someone who claims to be a vidmaster but is not.

Spazeroids? They're Everywhere!

by Zyxx June 15, 2004

slazer

a super laser. shoots intense beams that exceed average lasers.

hey, check it out! they're setting up a slazer over there!

by ph stud April 2, 2008

splazor

Noun: The nickname for a Spartan Laser in Halo 3.
Verb: Lasering someone in Halo 3.

OMG! I just splazored Arrowz05!

That stupid noob has a splazor.

by Zander. AKA Khaini May 23, 2008

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008