splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023

Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009