splattershat
Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed
splattershat by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016
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Splatterbate
The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017
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slattershit
A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.
Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it
slattershit by chigtourvine May 24, 2017
splatterkhaki
The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"
splatterkhaki by Xander November 26, 2003
Splattercated
A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.
"Did you see the news yesterday?"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
Splattercated by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023
Splattermatterphobia
Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!
Splattermatterphobia by Trackwalker March 4, 2009
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