slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

procrastawank

When you wank as a form of procrastination to speed up time or if you can't be fucked to work

I've had 3 procrastawanks today instead of revising

by chigtourvine May 21, 2017