Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

Splattercated by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023

Splattercakes 

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

Splattercakes by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Splatterbated 

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

Splatterbated by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022