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Splattercakes 

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Splatterbated 

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.
Splatterbated by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004