spattershat

An extreme explosion of dookie blast all at once in an uncontrolled spread equivalent to a shotgun blast often times as a power shart

I felt a real hard fart coming and as it turns out it was a straight spattershat. I got totally spackled

by Backspackle June 22, 2019

splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006