The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.
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Shoes that are not quite flats or pumps, that are way too small for feet that are way too swollen or too big, and cause the shoes to flatten.
By the end of the long ceremony, her poor feet had swollen so much that her stylish little kitten heel shoes had turned into splats—those not-quite-flats, not-quite-pumps that get squashed into a pancake when the foot is way too big for them.
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"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
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