jcoctoston's definitions

Splats

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.

When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.

by jcoctoston January 22, 2011

Rob Me Sign

The sign on top of a pizza delivery man's car that identifies the store the pizza came from. It is form of advertising, but also identifies that a person carrying cash is coming.

Dude, you better remove that rob me sign from the top of your car before you deliver that pizza to the hood or you might get jacked.

by jcoctoston December 3, 2010